i love tuesdays....only in the year 2010....
people are saying funny things to me today...
the first occurance:
i was busy typing handouts on sample essays to be given to my new batch of students as they gave me a total "crap" when i asked them to write an essay yesterday when a friend came to me....hush...hush and told me that she dreamt of me last night... i was practically screaming before i asked for details...
friend: i have something urgent to tell u wor...kalo x hati tak tenang nnt...
me:what???ape yg penting sgt sampai ati x tenang nih???
friend: i dreamt of u last night....
i screamed....
me:OMG!!! me????why me???
friend:no...its not u alone...there are other people also....
me:so, citer sampai abes mimpi tuh......
friend: i dreamt u and *[name has to be put a secret] are a "夫妇"....
so, i said....
me: nasib baik.....thank god u have dreamt of that...meaning that its not going to be true lar because mimpi kn selalunya makna dia terbalik..... (hopefully)
the second occurance:
i was bored, so i started calling everybody in my list....
one of them is liza, my bestie
me: are u busy??? (she's teaching an afternoon session)...
liza: going to be busy in a few minutes (she has class)...why???
me: saja jer....nothing to do....nak mengumpat
liza: bagus2...cepat, kita nak mengumpat sapa nih???
me: tp, i have no one in particular lar....
liza: kalo camtu, nak tanye nih...ko ade pelaris tak???(as she just opens a new restaurant in tawau)
me: weih makcik, kalo aku ada pelaris dah lama arr aku nih kene sambar ngan org...tuh soklan menghina ke hape tuh???
liza: ...ok2....(before she laughed out loud....)...ju, nnt sok2 kalo ko dah laris tepon aku balik yer....nak kene p klas dah nih...babai..
me: antoo btol arr...haish!!!
so, the gist of the story today....
AWAT SUMA ORANG NAK AKU LARIS CEPAT2 NIH??? what's wrong with being single???
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