Saturday, August 1, 2009

life's a bitch...

i got lots of email from my sis...she just loves forwarding email in which most of the time i'll just ignore, never even bother to read....

but,one day i got this VERY interesting email from my sis that keeps me thinking (^o^) to share or not to share?????

after long thought, i think its not fair for me to keep this email ONLY to myself as GOOD things need to be shared....so, i'm sharing this wif everybody....

so,PEEPS..... enjoy reading!!! (^O^) hohoho

All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
'I should be in charge, 'said the brain,
'Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen.'

'I should be in charge, 'said the blood ,
'because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away. '
'I should be in charge, 'said the stomach
''because I process food and give all of you energy. '

'I should be in charge, 'said the legs,
'because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.'

'I should be in charge, 'said the eyes,
'Because I allow the body to see where it goes.'

'I should be in charge, 'said the rectum,
'Because I'm responsible for waste removal.'

All the other body parts laughed at the rectum
and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days,

the brain had a terrible headache,
the stomach was bloated,
the legs got wobbly,
the eyes got watery,
and the blood was toxic.

They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The a**hole is usually the one in charge!



SURPRISED??



hmmm.....





not really....





...NO WONDER, WE HAVE SO MANY AROUND!.. (^v*)






p/s:no offense, people.....this is just for fun (^o^)

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